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  daducha2 months, 2 weeks ago

  I like Alan Shore and Lionel.

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  Charlson2 months, 2 weeks ago

  There are more "funny" lawyers in real life and more bizarre.

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    airglide2 months, 2 weeks ago

    There are actually only 3 lawyer jokes. The rest are all true stories.

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  GHOSTWHOWALKS2 months, 2 weeks ago

  I prefer Shakespeare's quote.

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  BronxBomber2 months, 2 weeks ago

  I didn't think any lawyer had a sense of humor.

  Q.What does a lawyer use for birth control?

  A.His personality.

  Q.What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

  A.Senator.

  Q.How do you get a lawyer off a tree?

  A.Cut the rope.

  Q.What's the ideal weight of a lawyer?

  A.3 lbs. including the urn.

  Q.What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

  A."Your Honor"

  Q.What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

  A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

  Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a call girl?

  A. A call girl stop screwing you after your dead.

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    nightcrawlerX2 months, 2 weeks ago

    Thank you for the laughs today :)

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    BoxMonkey2 months, 2 weeks ago

    That's good stuff right there , alrighty .

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